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Thursday, August 6, 2026

425 Joke on the Water

   (Note: This blog entry is based on the text for “Joke on the Water”, originally shared on August 5, 2026. It was the 425th video for our YouTube Channel, Streams of Living Water (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCB7KnYS1bpHKaL2OseQWCnw), co-produced with my wife, Rev. Sally Welch.)

   Life in this world can leave us stunned. We need time to process what is happening, time that often isn’t given. What then? Today, we’re going to find out.

   I had an experience at Costco the other day that is still in my head, and it still has me stunned. And it took me awhile, but it gave me insight into the Gospel reading that will be shared in the vast majority of churches in the world this coming Sunday, Matthew 14:22-33: Jesus Walks on Water and Peter Doesn’t. 😊

   Sally and I were checking out at our local Costco and the customer in front of us lifted a huge chunk of meat in his basket so that the cashier could scan the price; $162 and change! For one chunk of meat! In a retail store!

   The guy could have had a business, or was buying food for a family reunion, or planned on turning it into jerky for his Zombie Apocalypse storehouse. I don’t know.

   But it was shocking to me that a store would think that there was enough of a demand for one hunk of meat that expensive to keep it in stock.

   I asked the cashier if that was the biggest hunk of meat they sold at Costco and he nodded sheepishly and said that he thought so, though I’ve since found out that Costco sells large hunks of meat for much more!

   “Wow,” I said, “we could have bought one hunk of meat instead of all of this,” pointing to our basket. 😊

   When something happens that is so unnatural, so unexpected, it can stun you while you attempt to process it. I think that that’s what happened to Peter in this week’s Gospel reading.

   Jesus had been teaching his followers at the Sea of Galilee, he had been rejected in his hometown of Nazareth, he had learned of the execution of his second-cousin John the Baptist and took a boat by himself to a lonely place on the shore of the Sea. The people followed his boat and when he came ashore they begged him to heal their sick, which he did, all day. As the day was stretching on, he saw that they were hungry and ended up feeding the 5,000 men, besides women and children, from the five loaves and two fish that a little boy had presented. That meal ended with 12 baskets of leftovers! Even in abundance, nothing went to waste!

   And then he does something even more shocking, in Matthew 14:22-27,

22Immediately he made the disciples get into the boat and go on ahead to the other side, while he dismissed the crowds. 23And after he had dismissed the crowds, he went up the mountain by himself to pray. When evening came, he was there alone, 24but by this time the boat, battered by the waves, was far from the land, for the wind was against them. 25And early in the morning he came walking toward them on the sea. 26But when the disciples saw him walking on the sea, they were terrified, saying, “It is a ghost!” And they cried out in fear. 27But immediately Jesus spoke to them and said, “Take heart, it is I; do not be afraid.” 

   There are those words again, “do not be afraid”. It’s been said that they appear 366 times in the Bible, one for every day of the year plus a leap year. And with unexpected and shocking things like this happening, when things happen that stun even the closest of Jesus’ followers, it’s not surprising at all that we need to hear those words. Every day. And especially when our life’s seas are rough.

   Sally and I and our son James were in Maui in 1997. I swam for a competitive adult swimming club in the United States Masters Swim program and the Pan Pacific Masters Swim meet was held there, mostly in Lahaina.

   I swam my pool events in the early part of the day and the rest of the day we’d have available to explore the natural beauty of the island. We visited a Lutheran church, saw the banyan tree, drove the road to Hana, and toured a volcano.

   The ocean had been red flagged that week because conditions were very choppy, like we’ve had at our local beaches for the past couple of weeks, but they allowed those of us who were there for the swim meet to swim in the optional 1-mile ocean race for Masters swimmers. We later met a guy who had actually broken an arm swimming in those waves.

   On the last day we were there, I read an article in a local paper about how many surfers had needed to be rescued by the lifeguards that week. Most of them native islanders!

   Maui is a popular tourist vacation destination, but it is very expensive to live there. According to the article, most residents needed to work two and three jobs, so they didn’t have time to teach their kids how to swim. The tax base was low, so the schools didn’t have the funding to offer swimming lessons either. As a result, something like 90% of the island kids didn’t know how to swim!

   They loved to surf, though, and they had been using their surfboards as flotation devices! The stormy surf that week meant that the leashes they used to attach themselves to their boards were snapping and so the lifeguards had had to jump in and pull them out. Sound familiar?

   People don’t generally do well in the water during storms at sea, as we see as our Gospel reading continues, starting with a typically overconfident statement from Peter in Matthew 14:28-32,

28Peter answered him, “Lord, if it is you, command me to come to you on the water.” 29He said, “Come.” So Peter got out of the boat, started walking on the water, and came toward Jesus. 30But when he noticed the strong wind, he became frightened, and beginning to sink, he cried out, “Lord, save me!” 31Jesus immediately reached out his hand and caught him, saying to him, “You of little faith, why did you doubt?” 32When they got into the boat, the wind ceased. 

   This text reminds me of the Warner Brothers cartoons with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. Wile E. Coyote chases the Road Runner,  and swerves off a cliff. He keeps going, running on air until he looks down and realizes HE’S RUNNING ON AIR! And right then he sinks like a stone, crashing onto the desert floor.

   The joke on the water is that Peter, a disciple in Jesus’ inner circle, steps out of the boat and starts walking on the water, until he realizes that he’s in a storm and HE’S WALKING ON WATER! He’s stunned by what he sees, and he doesn’t know how to process it. And right then, he starts to sink like a stone. 😊

    But Jesus reaches out and saves him and says to Peter, “You of little faith, why did you doubt?”

   Is this text telling us that if you have enough faith, you could walk on water? I’ve known many faithful Christians, but I don’t know anyone who’s ever done that!

   So, what does it mean?

   Prof. Dr. Roberta Hestenes, who taught at Fuller Theological Seminary in Pasadena years ago, was called to serve as president of Eastern College, an Evangelical college just east of Philadelphia.

   She came back to California as a guest speaker sometime later and told of how, one year, a graduating class came to her with a special request.

   Graduation at Eastern traditionally took place next to a beautiful lake on the campus. The seniors would come over a hill, walk down to the lake, then take a sharp right turn to go to their seats.

   That year, the Seniors asked if they could have the school maintenance department install underwater posts and sheets of thick plexiglass just below the surface of the water so that the class could walk down to the lakeside, step onto the plexiglass, and appear to walk on water, taking a sharp right turn to the shore and then going to their seats.

   President Hestenes said, “No.”

   That’s as close as I’ve come to hearing of anyone but Jesus, and Peter, briefly, walking on water.

   I think that this text is, like all of Jesus’ miracles, not about how to overcome the laws of physics. It’s about Jesus pointing to the way the world was supposed to be, and about how it will be again in the future, in the coming perfected Reign of God. God is Lord of all things. The storms were, and will, be calmed.

   We are naturally lost in a sea of rebellion against God. The good news is that we have a Savior in Jesus Christ, who will return to judge the world, and there will be a new heaven and a new earth. That’s the gospel, the good news of Jesus Christ!

   But, today, our Gospel lesson reminds us that the world is not what it’s supposed to be, that the storms of life continue, but that everything good in this world continues to come from God.

   You may have heard it said that “If you want to walk on water, you’ve got to get out of the boat.” Cute. But today’s Bible reading about Jesus walking on water from the gospel of Matthew has nothing to do with water and everything to do with the future of the Church.

   The World Council of Churches is an organization that seeks to coordinate the work of all Christian denominations internationally. My wife, Rev. Sally Welch, is active in its work. Its logo is a boat, not a ship. It’s small. It’s tiny compared to a freighter or a cruise ship.

   I think that that’s because the Church is often more like a boat than a ship. We are more like salt, and light, and leaven, the small things that make a huge difference because they maintain their flavor, their character, their integrity, not their size.

   I think often of the story of the Anglican vicar who decided that what his church needed was a service of Holy Communion at 6:00 a.m. every day.

   Sometime later, some colleagues asked him how it was going. “Great!” he said.

   Skeptical, one asked, “About how many people come to worship at that hour.”

   “Well, there’s me, and the two widowed sisters who come to everything, about a million Serafim, a billion Cherubim, and all the hosts of heaven.”

   We are light. We are salt, we are leaven.

   The Christian Church is like a boat, but the Christian life is not only lived in a structure. The Christian life is lived where the people are. We seek out the lost and adrift. The Christian life is lived everywhere, where Jesus is.

   It’s lived in a living relationship with the one true living God who is present in our storms.

   Notice that when Jesus chides Peter he doesn’t say, “You of no faith, why did you doubt?” He says, “You of little faith…”.

   We belong to God, even when we doubt. Even when we fail. Even when our faith is small. We call out to Jesus, “Lord, save me.” And he does, he has done it by his death on the cross, and the resurrection that validates it.

   The Church may be buffeted, it may be small, but we are still saved and defined by the unearned grace of God.

   Sally and I went on a cruise to Alaska to celebrate our 40th wedding anniversary a few years ago, and our ship made a stop at Sitka.

   Sitka is a relatively small town known by many as a base camp for hunting, fishing, photography and other outdoor activities.

   It includes Sitka Lutheran Church, St. Peter’s by the Sea Episcopalian Church, and St. Michael’s Orthodox Cathedral, which, though not a large building, is located at the center of town and highly visible. It was the first Russian Orthodox Cathedral built in America, with construction completed in 1848.

   A fire burned much of Sitka’s downtown in 1966, damaging the Lutheran Church and destroying the Orthodox cathedral, though church members and residents were able to save many of the church’s furnishings, books, and icons. They continued to gather for worship in what is now the basement of the cathedral.

   Reconstruction began immediately using the original plans but was not completed until 1977.

   It continues today to be the worship space of a living Christian community.

   The Christian Church may be buffeted by storms, it may be small, it may even be burned down. But Jesus still saves, and the Church continues to live and proclaim the good news of salvation for all who receive it as God’s gift. It continues to be a living presence in this world. How does the Church do that?

   At the end of his book Bad Religion, Ross Douthat, who was recently added to the list of reporters on the flagship weekly CBS News program “60 Minutes”, reflects on all the difficulties and challenges, mostly self-inflicted, that the Church is enduring in our times.

    And then he observes that the Church has experienced decline many times in its history and two things have brought it back: holy living and the arts.

   The arts are seen and heard and smelled throughout the Orthodox church in Sitka. They are a part of the daily lives of most churches throughout the world. They are a means of communicating the deep connection with God that God has called us to know.

   Holy living is living in the presence of God from the inside out. It is the product of a life lived near to God, in a living relationship with the one true living God. It is expressed in what Paul describes as the fruit of the spirit, in Galatians 5:22-23,

22 By contrast, the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, generosity, faithfulness, 23 gentleness, and self-control. There is no law against such things. 

   The cathedral in Sitka was closed when we got there. We knocked at the door for a long time and, finally, and a kind woman let us in.

   People all over the world are searching for God, even and perhaps especially, when they can’t name the name of Jesus.

   Who will open the door? Very often, it’s us. We are the means by which God opens the door. It is opened by the way we live our lives, by the way we serve, and by the way we worship in response to what God has done for us on the cross. It is especially heard when we share it with our close friends and relatives.

   As in Sitka, God is rebuilding us, giving us a new start, making of us a new creation. We are born again.

   At the end of our Gospel reading for this week, the disciples recognized Jesus for who He is in Matthew 14:33,

33And those in the boat worshiped him, saying, “Truly you are the Son of God.”

   This is the past, the present, and the future of the Christian Church.

   The future of the church is in its renewed nature, in the living relationship with the one true living God for which God created us, which we rejected, and which was restored by the death of Jesus for us, on the cross. It was, and is, and will be expressed in worship of God.

   Soren Kirkegaard, the Lutheran philosopher and theologian once said that many people attend worship services, but they don’t worship. They treat worship as if they have gone to a play and then they evaluate it as entertainment.

   Worship, instead, is prayer, praise and thanksgiving, all directed toward God.

   Kierkegaard said that the question to ask after a worship service is not, “What did I get out of that?” but “How did I do?” Not to please God, but in response to what God has already done for us.

   We respond to the outstretched hand of Jesus.

   We are lost and condemned in the heavy surf of sinfulness without a floatation device. We need a Savior, and we have been given a Savior on the cross. How can we learn to trust Him? We can’t. But God proves himself trustworthy.

   The events and conditions of our current time can leave us stunned. We sometimes need time to process what is happening, time that often is not given. What then? We turn to the hand of Jesus for our salvation.

   How do we respond in the face of the excesses of this world? By showing it the even more extravagant love of God in the hand of Jesus Christ.

   How do we live as Christians when our faith is small? We don’t have to.

   Jesus reaches out his hand to catch us. All we have to do is to take it.

   We respond to Jesus by being who Jesus saved us to be in the power of the Holy Spirit. We respond to Jesus as the disciples responded. They worshiped him as we worship him, saying, “Truly you are the Son of God.”

   And they went out into the world as we go out, to share the Good News of Jesus.